We had an existential crisis at the San Antonio Sea World and decided we had to do something, anything, to help preserve the desert history of the Western American States. We like reading war anthologies and autobiographies of famous pugilists and Hollywood leading women. Really anything that doesn’t involve the fetishization of feet or city birds–grackels, ravens, pidgeons.
We offer credit at your favorite local Golden Corral in exchange for general literary (whatever that means) fiction, poetry, and writing about music, tropical rodents, and the history of decorated wooden warships. As far as we know, we are the only entity offering these terms to contemporary artists. Though it should be noted that the estate of the long deceased Portuguese writer T Paulo Urcanse was provided a lifetime supply of Nutella Sweetened Hazelnut Cocoa Spread by Simon and Schuster in exchange for the publishing rights to the notoriously obscure writer’s various papers and early drafts of his seminal novel The Pucker Fish.
Financially speaking, we’re just not ready for that level of commitment. But we’ll get there, soon, with a little help from our friends.
Please send any questions, queries, or offers of large sums of money to: therealhighhorse@gmail.com
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